Tuesday, April 5, 2011

The Hormone Guide

**I hope to be back up and running tomorrow with a vacation post, but until then, I received this email from a friend today that I thought was too funny not to share!**

The Hormone Guide


Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands!

This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS


SAFER


SAFEST


ULTRA
SAFE


What's for
dinner?


Can I help you
with dinner?


Where would you like
to go for dinner?


Here, have some wine.


Are you
wearing that?


You sure
look good in brown!


WOW! Look at you!


Here, have some wine


What are you
so worked up about?


Could we be
overreacting?


Here's my paycheck.


Here, have some wine.


Should you be
eating that?


You know, there are
a lot of apples left.


Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?


Here, have some wine.


What did you
DO all day?


I hope you didn't
over-do it today.


I've always loved you
in that robe!


Here, have some wine.




13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one:

13. Potential Murder Suspect


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13 comments:

Kendra said...

Oh my my, I couldnt agree with this more right now!!! AH.. bad time of the month. haha. I have seen that chart before and every time I love it even more.

Miss Chelsea said...

Hahah oh love it

Lindsi said...

LOVE this! I think my favorite would be "Pass My Shotgun!" :)

Ashley said...

hahaha -- too funny!!

michelle ellis said...

Too cute! I love it!

Domesticated-Bliss said...

So true! I argue with my husband about the dinner thing all the time :) I always tell him if he wants to live, the first question he asks me when I get home better not be "What's for dinner?" LOL!

Aly @ Analyze This said...

Ahh! So cute! Love the little chart! And this girl looooves her wine!

Jenn @ West Sac Honey said...

LINDSEY I love you this is perfect.. Saved.. Printed..

Leah said...

LOVE IT! I'm definitely printing this one out and putting it on the fridge! Thanks for sharing.

Kelsey Claire said...

This is awesome! Thanks for sharing. LOL!

Kerbi said...

I LOVE this! So true!

Kelly said...

HAH!!! "I've always loved you in that robe" Bahahaha ;-D

Holly said...

Teehee! I love that chart! :P So, basically, wine = best thing ever?